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Monday, 29 December 2014

Straight Up Reviews #49: Guardians of the Galaxy

These guys may be A-holes but they aren't dicks.

Images from:
Marvel.wikia.com
wikipedia.org
marvel-movies.wikia.com

Sounds from: freesfx.co.uk and Soundfxnow.com

Music by Teknoaxe

Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnz2sPdlfZg

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Christmas Video 2014

After watching Channel Awesome's Holiday video, I'd figure I'd do one of my own.

Images From: Wikipedia.org and trainingauthors.com

sfx by: Freesfx.co.uk

Music from: Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_L4RN0Dro

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

A Christmas Story

This one was a little mundane but I did have to do something Christmas related.

Images from: Wikipedia.org
waytofamous.com
Christsmas-specials.wikia.org
moives.tvguide.com
tdylf.com
wkdq.com
Sowhateverhappenedto.com
moviefone.com
millionaireplayboy.com
achristmasstoryhouse.com
Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com
Music By: Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBEptnNCGeg

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Cybersix

Why is she called that when she's not even robotic?

Images from:
Wikipedia.org
Cybersix.wikia.com
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/162678-harvard-creates-brain-to-brain-interface-allows-humans-to-control-other-animals-with-thoughts-alone
Comicvince.com
Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk and soundfxnow.com
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGm2x9Ze00

Friday, 5 December 2014

Straight Up Reviews #48 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 Movie



This video is gonna be the death of me....because when you majority Turtle Fans find out what I think of the 2014 movie, you are going to kill me.
Images from: Turtlepedia.wikia.com and wikipedia.org

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ALCFK2pawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNBLQ62g7hM

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Straight Up Reviews #47: Hellsing

Seriously Funimation what the hell you could finish this but not the rest of Higurashi!?

Images from Wikipedia.org and hellsing.wikia.org

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk and soundfxnow.com

Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCTBK_Z-X0

Thursday, 13 November 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Darkman

He's everywhere, nowhere, everyone and no one and he's very real.  This is Darkman.

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk and soundfxnow.com
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCTBK_Z-X0

Images from: Wikipedia.org Darkman.wikia.com
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/
http://healthinformatics.wikispaces.com/Artificial+Skin
http://cinapse.co/2014/02/18/blu-ray-re-defines-darkman-as-a-genre-masterpiece/
http://www.gamesradar.com/the-greatest-powerless-superheroes-in-hd/
http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2014/04/darkman.html
http://mrpeelsardineliqueur.blogspot.ca/2009/03/that-would-be-just-fine.html
http://www.fakeshemps.com/darkman.htm

Monday, 10 November 2014

Remembrance Day 2014

While we both recover from the Events of Earthbound. I nearly forget that it's Remembrance Day.

Sounds by: Soundbible.com and freesound.org

Poem by John McCrae

Music By Teknoaxe:
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3STIJF25og

Thursday, 6 November 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Earthbound

Whoever came up with the idea for trout yogurt, what were you smoking and where can I get it?

Images from:  http://www.freeinfosociety.com/site.php?postnum=2314
Wikipedia.org
Earthbound.wikia.com

Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk and SoundFXnow.com

Music by: Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J51snQ7CQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEgHQ4ac1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVtM5IZkJtU

And It's Jake Blues, not James Blues, my mistake. 

Thursday, 30 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #46 Higurashi: When They Cry

Sometimes to get through life, you need to live in a nice home, great friends and a sturdy baseball bat. 
Sounds by: freesfx.co.uk, soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
music by Teknoaxe:
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGm2x9Ze00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEgHQ4ac1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx9KcO_VnSY

Images from: whentheycry.wikia.com, http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/28805/when-they-cry-vol-w-box/ and Wikipedia.org

Monday, 27 October 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? E.T. The Extra Terrestrial

Hard to believe a speak and spell can help call aliens.

Souds by Soundfxnow.com and freesfx.co.uk

music by teknoaxe

Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEWjHvWjMVM

Wikipedia.org
Ufocasebook.com
Toysrus.com
acehardware.com
homedepot.com
ifcwirecomponents.co.uk
chicksdigdeals.com
stylist.ca
pngimg.com
hackaday.com
setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu
thedimecolorado.com
therpf.com
social.rollins.edu
pintrest.com
boards.core77.com
musikia.com
lowes.ca
kmq.co.za
hangersfactory.com
ebay.com
reddit.com

for how to build it
http://hackaday.io/project/752/logs

Friday, 24 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #45 Pokemon Origins

The miniseries was made in October and was the only one to talk about Pokemon Dying. It counts.

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J51snQ7CQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGm2x9Ze00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J51snQ7CQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J51snQ7CQI

Sounds by: freesfx.co.uk  and SoundFXNow.com

Images from: Wikipedia.org and Pokemon.wikia.com

Thursday, 23 October 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? The Exorcist

Warning: If you find yourself turning your head all the way around and vomiting Pea Soup......and you already seen a doctor and a chiropractor, consult your local priest/witch doctor/richard dawkins book.

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBU_ehkREAc

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk  and soundfxnow.com

Images by: findagrave.com, wikipedia.org exorcist.wikia.com and http://members.bib-arch.org/publication.asp?PubID=BSBA&Volume=38&Issue=5&ArticleID=21

Saturday, 18 October 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Silent Hill

Excuse me has anyone seen this game? About 4.75 inches in diameter, it runs on a PS1 Game Console and has a ton of scary shit in it.

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCTBK_Z-X0

Sounds by: Soundfxnow.com freesfx.co.uk and Soundbible.com

Images from: Silenthill.wikia.com and Wikipedia.org

Friday, 17 October 2014

S.T. Halloween Tag

Just a little something I threw in for kicks.  I'm not sure if I was the only person to start something like this, but I thought I'd do something fun for the upcoming halloween. You're all welcome to start your own tags of this caliber.

It's based off an old game I used to participate in school where one starts a story then stops, then let's someone else continue where they left on and so fourth and so on.

Since I did this particular one first there are nine more to go.

Monday, 13 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #44: Fatherland

What can be more scarier than Nazis winning WWII?

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94blEBYnpnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIRXfL-3eRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M

Sounds by: Soundfxnow.com freesfx.co.uk and Soundbible.com

Images from: Wikipedia.org, Goodreads.com and http://sophyanempire.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/fatherland-robert-harris-arrow-books-1992/

Special Thanks to JB Von Herb.

Support his Patreon.
http://www.patreon.com/jbwilliams

Saturday, 11 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #43: Halloween 2007

Well with Halloween coming up I thought I'd do something a little different and talk about a movie I don't like.

Images by : Wikipedia.org and halloweenmovie.wikia.com
Sounds by: Soundfxnow.com and freesfx,co.uk
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx9KcO_VnSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEgHQ4ac1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY

Thursday, 2 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #42: Analogue: A Hate Story

So we went from sentient A.I. to spying on students, to more sentient A.I......I love these games.

Imiages from: Gamefaqs.com
http://www.ericsbinaryworld.com/tag/analogue-a-hate-story/
http://lparchive.org/Analogue-A-Hate-Story/Update%2001/

Music by Teknoaxe specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxoXmQK_OaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M

Siunds by freesfx.co.uk and soundfxnow.com

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

S.T. Tries Crystal Head Vodka

The official drink of the Rolling Stones.

I feel like such an idiot. After filming this I discoered a pamphlet in the box telling me the name of the guy that sculpted the bottle.  So I put it in using my green title.

My patreon:
http://www.patreon.com/STFilmmaker

Jerry's Patreon and Youtube Page:
http://www.patreon.com/jerrybanfield
https://www.youtube.com/user/dukeacem

Sound by SoundFXnow.com

Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCTBK_Z-X0

Saturday, 27 September 2014

Straight Up Reviews #41: Gojira 1954

History's shown again and again how you can relate every disaster to Godzilla.

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94blEBYnpnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEgHQ4ac1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCTBK_Z-X0

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk Soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
images by Wikipedia.org Huffington Post Godzilla.wikia.com wtf-film.com and moviescreenshots.blogspot.ca

Friday, 26 September 2014

Straight Up Reviews #40: Godzilla 2014

With a face full of grimace and a terrible sound, the audience screams for more Kaiju screen time.

Images from: Wikipedia.org and Godzilla.wikia.com
Sounds from: Freesfx.co.uk and soundfxnow.com
Music from: Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94blEBYnpnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEgHQ4ac1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M

Thursday, 18 September 2014

Patreon Campaign

I figured this deserves a proper promotion video.

Link to mine:
http://www.patreon.com/STFilmmaker

Links to others:
http://www.patreon.com/at4w
http://www.patreon.com/thehacksmith
http://www.patreon.com/phelous
http://www.patreon.com/olpresents

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Adventure Time

I can't think of a quote to parody there's too many.
Sounds by: Soundfxnow.com
Music By Teknoaxe
Specicifally:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL8aSP-vvPo

Images from Wikipedia.Org
Imdb.com
adventuretime.wikia.com
tron.wikia.com
My Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/STFilmmaker

Monday, 15 September 2014

Hacksmith Promotional Video

The guy was able to lift cinderblock with a partially completed exoskeleton, I'm willing to believe anything is possible.

His Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/MstrJames/
His Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/thehacksmith
His contest entry: http://www.bocabearings.com/innovation-contest/ContestantDetails.aspx?ProjectID=140

Sounds by: Soundfxnow.com
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL8aSP-vvPo

Friday, 12 September 2014

S.T. Skits #14: Ask That Guy In The Sunglasses

A little tribute to one of the greatest things on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com

Music: Moonlight Sonata By Beethoven
Specifically the one from Youtube's music Library.
Sounds by SoundFXNow.com

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Straight Up Reviews #39: Angry Video Game Nerd The Movie

I finally got to see the movie. It's worth it.

Sounds by: SoundFXNow.com and Freesfx.co.uk
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgH3Bcs60d0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgH3Bcs60d0
Images From:
http://cinemassacre.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/AVGN-Movie-update-December-2013.jpg
http://filmdump.com/2014/09/03/film-review-no-333-angry-video-game-nerd-the-movie/
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=37694575
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/angry-video-game-nerd-the-movie
http://thatkidwiththesideburns-panelbypanel.blogspot.ca/
http://www.americanbeerbuzz.com/product-detail.php?productid=1483
http://deadshirt.net/2014/09/08/angry-video-game-nerd-movie-takes-back-past-leaves-fans-smiling/
Wikipedia.org
avgn.wiki.com

https://vimeo.com/ondemand/avgn

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Animorphs

They won't tell us who they are or where they live. What better way to find out, than CIEIR.

Sounds from: SoundFXnow.com

Muisc by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHsWvmI7ANM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
Images By:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/01/220113-sneaky-cat-parasite-takes-over-human-brains-science/
http://www.scholarnet.co.nz/demo/sol/shell.php?content=gen_contemp_genetics.php
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY

Subscribe to Darcy Boyd at:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY

Monday, 1 September 2014

Straight Up Reviews #38: Don't Take It Personally Babe It Just Ain't Your Story

How did we go from sentient A.I.s to this?   It's still pretty good anyway.
Sounds by: Soundfxnow.com and freesfx.co.uk

Music from Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fD2c9zRuCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuKAJO21V1E

Images from:
http://direcritic.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/don__t_take_it_personally__babe_by_auro_cyanide-d3dhige.jpg
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595888097673359383/7AB8612AE3D552CCA046EBAC2C9061B5B2570F25/1024x576.resizedimage
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZhgyTxpccgo/TdsW_3VQ0iI/AAAAAAAABA0/vkeiDhxP14Y/s1600/don%2527t+take+it+personally%252C+babe+2011-05-19+16-53-37-24.png
http://animeguyspl0x.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/aint-your-story-101.jpg
http://animeguyspl0x.wordpress.com/2012/02/18/dont-take-it-personally-babe-it-just-aint-your-story/
http://direcritic.com/tag/dont-take-it-personally-babe-it-just-aint-your-story/
http://direcritic.com/2011/06/21/dont-take-it-personally-identity-performance-and-surveillance-culture/#more-598
Wikipedia.org
http://futurismic.com/2011/05/25/don%E2%80%99t-take-it-personally-babe-it-just-ain%E2%80%99t-your-story-high-school-privacy-and-blended-identity/
http://www.fantasystrike.com/forums/index.php?threads/videogame-blog-challenge.7602/page-2
http://www.fantasystrike.com/forums/index.php?threads/videogame-blog-challenge.7602/page-2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=177270867
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/dont-take-it-personally-babe/images/34110519/title/akira-nolan-3-photo

Saturday, 30 August 2014

Straight Up Reviews #37: Digital: A Love Story

Indie games rarely make me teary eyed. 

Sounds from: Soundfxnow.com freesfx.co.uk and Soundjay.com
Music from Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GIgkgN4KW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J51snQ7CQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fD2c9zRuCE

Images from:
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/03/17/wot-i-think-digital-a-love-story/
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/10/mar/digital1.jpg
http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/digital-a-love-story/screenshots/gameShotId,424552/

You can find the game here: http://scoutshonour.com/digital/
And you can find it's sequels along with other games here: http://loveconquersallgam.es/

Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Nothing

Not many people know this film, but they know at least one of the Actors.  But Could Nothing Exist In Real Life?  Let's find out.
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifcally:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxoXmQK_OaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY

Sounds by SoundFXNow.com

Images from
WIkipedia.org
http://en.memory-alpha.org
http://bmoviesofthedigitalage.blogspot.ca/2010_11_07_archive.html
http://www.areopag21.pl/explorer/artykul_1011_nieudany-projekt.html
http://forum.gateworld.net/threads/227-Rodney-McKay-David-Hewlett-Thunk-Discussion-Appreciation/page2164
http://www.gizmag.com/meta-ar-glasses-gesture-control/26061/

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

S.T. Skits # 13: Straight Up Recovery

Well after saving my Straight Up Counterpart from the effects of the Kubrickgeist I believe my next CIEIR idea should come from you the viewers.

Sound Effects by freesfx.co.uk
Music by Teknoaxe
Speficifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHsWvmI7ANM

Thursday, 14 August 2014

Straight Up Reviews #36: Doctor Sleep


The review that made me lose 2 nights sleep making. But it was worth every minute. 

Sounds by: SoundFXnow.com

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_TDFxygrOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCTBK_Z-X0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kKVF9OMbAk


Images from Wikipedia

Thursday, 7 August 2014

S.T. Tries Euglena Bars

I stutter a lot in this video.

To those that want euglena bars here's the link
http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/master/item/e228568h0000/

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

S.T. Survival Tips #6 Pop

Who says pop isn't easy?
Sound effects by: Freesfx.co.uk
Music from Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fD2c9zRuCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY

Could It Exist In Real Life? Jell-O Man

There's always room for living food.

Music from Teknoaxe
Specifically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY

Sound fx by: Freesfx.co.uk and http://soundfxnow.com/

Images by:  http://4thletter.net/2009/05/the-adventures-of-jell-o-man-and-wobbly-theres-always-room-for-justice/

http://www.gobiofood.com/organic-gelatin-c-336.html

http://www.fromvalskitchen.com/2011/review-jell-o-reduced-calorie-and-sugar-free-snacks/

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

Kick-Ass

I was originally gonna do a straight up, but this particular one was taking a while to edit.  So I thought what the hell?

Music and Sounds from: SoundFxNow.com
and https://www.youtube.com/user/teknoaxe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL8aSP-vvPo

Images from
Wikipedia.org
kickass.wikia.com
fan-shipping.wikia.com/
http://ladygeekgirl.wordpress.com/2013/06/02/spiderman-hero-or-menace/
http://www.mlive.com/penaseeglobe/index.ssf/2011/04/karate_kid_11-year-old_dorr_re.html
http://news.sky.com/story/819176/mexico-drug-hitman-is-12-year-old-boy
http://clinical.netforum.healthcare.philips.com/us_en/Explore/White-Papers/CT/Reducing-metal-artifacts-in-CT-scanning

Friday, 18 July 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life Live Action Intro

I figured after my senzu saga I'd do a new intro.

Music by TechnoAxe
http://teknoaxe.com/
http://www.youtube.com/user/teknoaxe
Specifically these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M

Sounds by SoundFXNow.com

Thursday, 10 July 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 10: Final Thoughts and Conclusions

Well there you have it folks. The last chapter of a long saga.

Music and sounds by: freesfx.co.uk and freestockmusic.com

Thank you all for watching.

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

S.T. Skits #12: S.T. Shadow Boxing

What does S.T. do when he's not defictionalizing? He's beating the living crap out of air.

Sounds by SoundFXnow.com
Music by Freestockmusic.com

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 9: Fear and Loathing in CIEIR

The second last chapter of the saga and a short tribute to the late Hunter S. Thompson.

Music and Sounds by freesfx.co.uk and freestockmusic.com

Monday, 7 July 2014

S.T. Skits #11: Why Dubbing Is Important


People often see dubbing as something out of a badly edited martial arts film. Yet there are so many important reasons to have it.

Music by freesfx.co.uk

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 8: Supplement



Now this is the moment we waited for.  I have currently tested this on myself during filming.  Enjoy.

Music and sounds from: freesfx.co.uk
Images from: rakuten.co.jp and http://thedaoofdragonball.com/

Special thanks to Chara at rakuten.co.jp/aas for the supplement.

Saturday, 5 July 2014

S.T. Skits #10: S.T. Plays With Himself

....Not in that way you sick fucks, get your mind out of the gutter.  This is my first live action S.T. Skit. Though since it's live action I guess it's a sketch now.

Music and Sounds by freesfx.co.uk

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

S.T. Survival Tips #5: Saving Money

No matter what you do, money is always gonna be a key to survival.  It's just a matter of how you save more.

Sounds by: freesfx.co.uk

Monday, 30 June 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 7: Death and Cheating

Spencer of Catcher In The Rye once stated "Life is a game that one plays according to the rules."  However If life is a game, where the fuck are the cheat codes?

In my most recent chapter I encounter a tragic speedbump of the now 2 month long project. However is this the end?

Music and sounds from: Freestockmusic.com
freesfx.co.uk

Images from: http://thedaoofdragonball.com/
http://global.rakuten.com

Friday, 20 June 2014

Straight Up Reviews #35: Robocop 2014

One more upside to this movie.  It increases the possiblity of a future Robocop Vs Terminator crossover.

Music and sounds by: freesfx.co.uk and freestockmusic.com

Pictures from:
Wikipedia.org
robocop.wiki.com
Wallarc.com

That last joke I did was based off an old Youtube vid I saw. A guy was listing the top scary logos and MPAA was one of them.  His reasoning is that if you stare at the logo long enough the center would spin and you'd hear a scream.

Monday, 9 June 2014

Straight Up Reviews #34 Another Novel

This was a long time coming after trying, finding and reading it I finally get to finish reviewing the franchise I have obsessed over.

Images from: Amazon.com
Another.wikia.com
Asianwiki.org
Murderpedia.org

Music from: Freestockmusic.com and SoundFXnow.com

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 6: Budding

I decided to take a break for a while after my Evil Dead review so I went to Termina I came back with a surprise cameo and the next stage of my senzu growth.

Sounds and music by: freesfx.co.uk Soundbible.com, soundfxnow.com and freestockmusic.com

A Very Special thanks to BigT2000 for his Tatl cameo.

See his work below.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU8qSvddasVPqHRmE9NCIpQ

To all you Hyrule Assassin fans out there I assure you I didn't kill Tatl, I used the blue setting so she should be back in Termina.

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Straight Up Reviews #33: Evil Dead 2013 Remake

I got bored between chapters so I decided to review this remake while I was fresh from watching it. Enjoy.

sounds from freesfx.co.uk

Thursday, 22 May 2014

Sunday, 18 May 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 4: Sprouting/Unexpected Surprises



Aside from what's mentioned I noticed another interesting phenomena.  The bigger my plants grow, the shorter my videos are.

Music and Sounds by: Freestockmusic.com and freesfx.co.uk

Pictures from: http://www.harvesttotable.com/2009/03/how_to_grow_lima_beans/

Enjoy.

Monday, 12 May 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 3: Rooting



Finally after another 6 days we get to see things grow.

Music by freestockmusic.com
SFX by freesfx.co.uk
Picture segment by S.T. Filmmaker.

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 2: Implantation


After 6 days of Germination I end up getting....rubbery seeds and wet paper towels.  So I thought I'd try planting them.  Somewhere a botanist is crying.

Music and SFX by Freestockmusic.com and freesfx.co.uk

Enjoy the video.

Thursday, 1 May 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 1: Germination



This was a long time coming. A special live action edition of CIEIR.

Music and sounds by freestockmusic.com and freesfx.co.uk

I personally wish to thank the following sites and the people that worked on them for their help:

Amazon.com for the beans and gardening material.
Carolina.com and it's Canadian Affiliate Merlan.ca for the Euglena.
and Derek Paluda of http://thedaoofdragonball.com/ for inspiring me.

Enjoy the video.

Also Read

It's Over 9000 By Derek Padula

Available in both eBook and Paperback.

Sunday, 6 April 2014

Fan Shipping Wiki

A bit of a shameless plug for my wiki. Special thanks to DarkMaestro for helping me out big time in organizing this wiki.

http://fan-shipping.wikia.com

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Straight Up Reviews #32 Another 2012 Movie

Another medium bites the dust as I review the Live Action Adaptation of one of my new favorite animes.

Monday, 31 March 2014

Straight Up Reviews #31 Matilda



I been wanting to do this for some time, but was nervous, but I figured what the hell it's my birthday.  Music by Freesfx.co.uk.

Sunday, 30 March 2014

Straight Up Reviews #30: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014


A franchise that features hot girls in yellow jumpsuits, pop culture references, American heroes and action.....And it was around before Michael Bay got involved in it?

Saturday, 22 March 2014

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

Top 10 Little Things You Probably Didn't Know About Pulp Fiction

A little Top List inspired by one of my favorite Reviewers.

Fuck Eggboxes.com

If you or anyone you know has been ripped off by sites like this. Let me know in the comments below. DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LYING DOWN!!!

Monday, 17 March 2014

S.T. Skits # 9: Fanship Point Counterpoint #2

I liked doing the Point Counterpoint so much that I decided to do a sequel.  However why should I have all the fun.  I implore you my listeners to submit pros and cons of certain ships. The only condition is no MLP or  Twilight.  I got nothing against the former, but what can I say that the fans of the show haven't said as for Twilight......no just no. Music and Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk and freestockmusic.com

Saturday, 15 March 2014

Thursday, 6 March 2014

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

The Adventures of Professor Maple #4 aka The Adventures of S T Filmmaker #21


Much like my Fan Ship Point Counterpoint, This audio is based off my Webcomic. Rather than adapt them all I decided to simply continue the story from the last webcomic I put on my site. Making a new story. If you want to know the full story read the webcomic on my main blogspot or ask me for the brief summary.   Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk.  Music by freestockmusic.com Enjoy.

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Straight Up Reviews #28: Vampire's Kiss

If not for Nic Cage, this would have simply been an ordinary WTFDIJW.
Cage Meme Pic from KnowYourMemes
Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk
Bender pic from google photoshopped by me.

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Pleasantville



Sometimes the world isn't so pleasant. Enjoy
Sound Effects by both SoundFXNow.com and freesfx.co.uk

S.T. Skits #7: Fan Ship Point Counter Point

A little explanation to those that just tuned in.  A long time ago I did a web comic which had a fictional version of me going on adventures and testing out theories based around my CIEIR.  All the other characters, save for myself were completely fictional.  For those that don't wanna reach back to 2013 and read it (I don't blame you because I can't draw for shit.)  There was an origination dedicated to destroying fiction and all branches including Defictionalization.  That's where fictional S.T. comes in to stop them.  Anywho the counter point in this one is based off of a character in my webcomic named Natalie a former Riffin Member turned CIEIR member, that helps me a long the way.  As for this skit,  I love shipping, I just find it fascinating how creative fans can be with their respective mediums, so as both a tribute to this and old SNL I decided to do a Point/Counter Point for it.  I couldn't hire any actors for the other characters portrayed so I fiddled around with the pitch for certain voices.  Enjoy. 

This is meant to be comical so any real shippers that get offended, I apologize.

Saturday, 15 February 2014

Creepshow


I promised to do something new on CIEIR and I did. Enjoy. Sounds by freesfx.co.uk

Friday, 14 February 2014

Attack on Ambiguity #1: The Thing

Something to tide you over till I make new CIEIRs as well as other projects including this. 

Sunday, 9 February 2014

Straight Up Reviews #26: Blade Runner

Another not seen until now movie. If Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, what would their nightmares be like?

S.T. Skits #6 Executive Meddling How To



The Satirical how to guide to pretty much crushing a person's hopes and dreams.
Music and Sounds By freesfx.co.uk

Saturday, 1 February 2014

That Guy With The Glasses Tetrology Audio Edition




Ironic I am doing an audio version of a text analysis of their anniversaries, on the month of mine.

Before watching this let me make something perfectly clear:
My CIEIR's have a bit of a humorist formula every now and then.  However in this case, due to the recent things regarding TGWTG I want to make it clear that I in no way shape or form make light of the recently deceased.  However it doesn't mean I am not gonna mention them from time to time if the subject involves them or the companies they are associated with.  Case in point Justin Carmical aka JewWario.  While his passing is mentioned, I in no way make light of it as I find that sort of thing disgusting to do, but I am not gonna ignore it like it's some elephant in the room.  That said enjoy the CIEIR.

Music from freestockmusic.com

Friday, 24 January 2014

S.T. A-log #1


Bear in mind I was wasted when I did this. But you know the saying "In vino veritas". Either you get wise or at least laugh at me making an ass of myself.

S.T.Skits #4 PSA

Strange this PSA was sent to me by mail.....damn I shoulda known.

Music by freestockmusic.com

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Thursday, 16 January 2014

S.T. Survival Tips #2 Potatoes

They are more than just french fries.

Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk/

Song: Irish Washerwoman, Midi by Alan Merchand