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Monday, 29 December 2014

Straight Up Reviews #49: Guardians of the Galaxy

These guys may be A-holes but they aren't dicks.

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Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Christmas Video 2014

After watching Channel Awesome's Holiday video, I'd figure I'd do one of my own.

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Tuesday, 16 December 2014

A Christmas Story

This one was a little mundane but I did have to do something Christmas related.

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Wednesday, 10 December 2014


Why is she called that when she's not even robotic?

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Music by Teknoaxe

Friday, 5 December 2014

Straight Up Reviews #48 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 Movie

This video is gonna be the death of me....because when you majority Turtle Fans find out what I think of the 2014 movie, you are going to kill me.
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Music by Teknoaxe

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Straight Up Reviews #47: Hellsing

Seriously Funimation what the hell you could finish this but not the rest of Higurashi!?

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Music By Teknoaxe

Thursday, 13 November 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Darkman

He's everywhere, nowhere, everyone and no one and he's very real.  This is Darkman.

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Monday, 10 November 2014

Remembrance Day 2014

While we both recover from the Events of Earthbound. I nearly forget that it's Remembrance Day.

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Poem by John McCrae

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Thursday, 6 November 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Earthbound

Whoever came up with the idea for trout yogurt, what were you smoking and where can I get it?

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Music by: Teknoaxe

And It's Jake Blues, not James Blues, my mistake. 

Thursday, 30 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #46 Higurashi: When They Cry

Sometimes to get through life, you need to live in a nice home, great friends and a sturdy baseball bat. 
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Monday, 27 October 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? E.T. The Extra Terrestrial

Hard to believe a speak and spell can help call aliens.

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Friday, 24 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #45 Pokemon Origins

The miniseries was made in October and was the only one to talk about Pokemon Dying. It counts.

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Thursday, 23 October 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? The Exorcist

Warning: If you find yourself turning your head all the way around and vomiting Pea Soup......and you already seen a doctor and a chiropractor, consult your local priest/witch doctor/richard dawkins book.

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Saturday, 18 October 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Silent Hill

Excuse me has anyone seen this game? About 4.75 inches in diameter, it runs on a PS1 Game Console and has a ton of scary shit in it.

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Friday, 17 October 2014

S.T. Halloween Tag

Just a little something I threw in for kicks.  I'm not sure if I was the only person to start something like this, but I thought I'd do something fun for the upcoming halloween. You're all welcome to start your own tags of this caliber.

It's based off an old game I used to participate in school where one starts a story then stops, then let's someone else continue where they left on and so fourth and so on.

Since I did this particular one first there are nine more to go.

Monday, 13 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #44: Fatherland

What can be more scarier than Nazis winning WWII?

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Special Thanks to JB Von Herb.

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Saturday, 11 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #43: Halloween 2007

Well with Halloween coming up I thought I'd do something a little different and talk about a movie I don't like.

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Thursday, 2 October 2014

Straight Up Reviews #42: Analogue: A Hate Story

So we went from sentient A.I. to spying on students, to more sentient A.I......I love these games.

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Wednesday, 1 October 2014

S.T. Tries Crystal Head Vodka

The official drink of the Rolling Stones.

I feel like such an idiot. After filming this I discoered a pamphlet in the box telling me the name of the guy that sculpted the bottle.  So I put it in using my green title.

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Saturday, 27 September 2014

Straight Up Reviews #41: Gojira 1954

History's shown again and again how you can relate every disaster to Godzilla.

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Friday, 26 September 2014

Straight Up Reviews #40: Godzilla 2014

With a face full of grimace and a terrible sound, the audience screams for more Kaiju screen time.

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Thursday, 18 September 2014

Patreon Campaign

I figured this deserves a proper promotion video.

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Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Adventure Time

I can't think of a quote to parody there's too many.
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Monday, 15 September 2014

Hacksmith Promotional Video

The guy was able to lift cinderblock with a partially completed exoskeleton, I'm willing to believe anything is possible.

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His Patreon:
His contest entry:

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Friday, 12 September 2014

S.T. Skits #14: Ask That Guy In The Sunglasses

A little tribute to one of the greatest things on

Music: Moonlight Sonata By Beethoven
Specifically the one from Youtube's music Library.
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Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Straight Up Reviews #39: Angry Video Game Nerd The Movie

I finally got to see the movie. It's worth it.

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Music By Teknoaxe
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Tuesday, 9 September 2014


They won't tell us who they are or where they live. What better way to find out, than CIEIR.

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Monday, 1 September 2014

Straight Up Reviews #38: Don't Take It Personally Babe It Just Ain't Your Story

How did we go from sentient A.I.s to this?   It's still pretty good anyway.
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Saturday, 30 August 2014

Straight Up Reviews #37: Digital: A Love Story

Indie games rarely make me teary eyed. 

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And you can find it's sequels along with other games here:

Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Nothing

Not many people know this film, but they know at least one of the Actors.  But Could Nothing Exist In Real Life?  Let's find out.
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Tuesday, 19 August 2014

S.T. Skits # 13: Straight Up Recovery

Well after saving my Straight Up Counterpart from the effects of the Kubrickgeist I believe my next CIEIR idea should come from you the viewers.

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Thursday, 14 August 2014

Straight Up Reviews #36: Doctor Sleep

The review that made me lose 2 nights sleep making. But it was worth every minute. 

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Music by Teknoaxe

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Thursday, 7 August 2014

S.T. Tries Euglena Bars

I stutter a lot in this video.

To those that want euglena bars here's the link

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

S.T. Survival Tips #6 Pop

Who says pop isn't easy?
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Could It Exist In Real Life? Jell-O Man

There's always room for living food.

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Wednesday, 30 July 2014


I was originally gonna do a straight up, but this particular one was taking a while to edit.  So I thought what the hell?

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Friday, 18 July 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life Live Action Intro

I figured after my senzu saga I'd do a new intro.

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Specifically these:

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Thursday, 10 July 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 10: Final Thoughts and Conclusions

Well there you have it folks. The last chapter of a long saga.

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Thank you all for watching.

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

S.T. Skits #12: S.T. Shadow Boxing

What does S.T. do when he's not defictionalizing? He's beating the living crap out of air.

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Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 9: Fear and Loathing in CIEIR

The second last chapter of the saga and a short tribute to the late Hunter S. Thompson.

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Monday, 7 July 2014

S.T. Skits #11: Why Dubbing Is Important

People often see dubbing as something out of a badly edited martial arts film. Yet there are so many important reasons to have it.

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Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 8: Supplement

Now this is the moment we waited for.  I have currently tested this on myself during filming.  Enjoy.

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Special thanks to Chara at for the supplement.

Saturday, 5 July 2014

S.T. Skits #10: S.T. Plays With Himself

....Not in that way you sick fucks, get your mind out of the gutter.  This is my first live action S.T. Skit. Though since it's live action I guess it's a sketch now.

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Wednesday, 2 July 2014

S.T. Survival Tips #5: Saving Money

No matter what you do, money is always gonna be a key to survival.  It's just a matter of how you save more.

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Monday, 30 June 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 7: Death and Cheating

Spencer of Catcher In The Rye once stated "Life is a game that one plays according to the rules."  However If life is a game, where the fuck are the cheat codes?

In my most recent chapter I encounter a tragic speedbump of the now 2 month long project. However is this the end?

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Friday, 20 June 2014

Straight Up Reviews #35: Robocop 2014

One more upside to this movie.  It increases the possiblity of a future Robocop Vs Terminator crossover.

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That last joke I did was based off an old Youtube vid I saw. A guy was listing the top scary logos and MPAA was one of them.  His reasoning is that if you stare at the logo long enough the center would spin and you'd hear a scream.

Monday, 9 June 2014

Straight Up Reviews #34 Another Novel

This was a long time coming after trying, finding and reading it I finally get to finish reviewing the franchise I have obsessed over.

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Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 6: Budding

I decided to take a break for a while after my Evil Dead review so I went to Termina I came back with a surprise cameo and the next stage of my senzu growth.

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A Very Special thanks to BigT2000 for his Tatl cameo.

See his work below.

To all you Hyrule Assassin fans out there I assure you I didn't kill Tatl, I used the blue setting so she should be back in Termina.

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Straight Up Reviews #33: Evil Dead 2013 Remake

I got bored between chapters so I decided to review this remake while I was fresh from watching it. Enjoy.

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Thursday, 22 May 2014

Sunday, 18 May 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 4: Sprouting/Unexpected Surprises

Aside from what's mentioned I noticed another interesting phenomena.  The bigger my plants grow, the shorter my videos are.

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Monday, 12 May 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 3: Rooting

Finally after another 6 days we get to see things grow.

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Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 2: Implantation

After 6 days of Germination I end up getting....rubbery seeds and wet paper towels.  So I thought I'd try planting them.  Somewhere a botanist is crying.

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Enjoy the video.

Thursday, 1 May 2014

Could It Exist In Real Life? Senzu Saga Chapter 1: Germination

This was a long time coming. A special live action edition of CIEIR.

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I personally wish to thank the following sites and the people that worked on them for their help: for the beans and gardening material. and it's Canadian Affiliate for the Euglena.
and Derek Paluda of for inspiring me.

Enjoy the video.

Also Read

It's Over 9000 By Derek Padula

Available in both eBook and Paperback.

Sunday, 6 April 2014

Fan Shipping Wiki

A bit of a shameless plug for my wiki. Special thanks to DarkMaestro for helping me out big time in organizing this wiki.

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Straight Up Reviews #32 Another 2012 Movie

Another medium bites the dust as I review the Live Action Adaptation of one of my new favorite animes.

Monday, 31 March 2014

Straight Up Reviews #31 Matilda

I been wanting to do this for some time, but was nervous, but I figured what the hell it's my birthday.  Music by

Sunday, 30 March 2014

Straight Up Reviews #30: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

A franchise that features hot girls in yellow jumpsuits, pop culture references, American heroes and action.....And it was around before Michael Bay got involved in it?

Saturday, 22 March 2014

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

Top 10 Little Things You Probably Didn't Know About Pulp Fiction

A little Top List inspired by one of my favorite Reviewers.


If you or anyone you know has been ripped off by sites like this. Let me know in the comments below. DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LYING DOWN!!!

Monday, 17 March 2014

S.T. Skits # 9: Fanship Point Counterpoint #2

I liked doing the Point Counterpoint so much that I decided to do a sequel.  However why should I have all the fun.  I implore you my listeners to submit pros and cons of certain ships. The only condition is no MLP or  Twilight.  I got nothing against the former, but what can I say that the fans of the show haven't said as for just no. Music and Sounds by and

Saturday, 15 March 2014

Thursday, 6 March 2014

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

The Adventures of Professor Maple #4 aka The Adventures of S T Filmmaker #21

Much like my Fan Ship Point Counterpoint, This audio is based off my Webcomic. Rather than adapt them all I decided to simply continue the story from the last webcomic I put on my site. Making a new story. If you want to know the full story read the webcomic on my main blogspot or ask me for the brief summary.   Sounds by  Music by Enjoy.

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Straight Up Reviews #28: Vampire's Kiss

If not for Nic Cage, this would have simply been an ordinary WTFDIJW.
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Bender pic from google photoshopped by me.

Wednesday, 19 February 2014


Sometimes the world isn't so pleasant. Enjoy
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S.T. Skits #7: Fan Ship Point Counter Point

A little explanation to those that just tuned in.  A long time ago I did a web comic which had a fictional version of me going on adventures and testing out theories based around my CIEIR.  All the other characters, save for myself were completely fictional.  For those that don't wanna reach back to 2013 and read it (I don't blame you because I can't draw for shit.)  There was an origination dedicated to destroying fiction and all branches including Defictionalization.  That's where fictional S.T. comes in to stop them.  Anywho the counter point in this one is based off of a character in my webcomic named Natalie a former Riffin Member turned CIEIR member, that helps me a long the way.  As for this skit,  I love shipping, I just find it fascinating how creative fans can be with their respective mediums, so as both a tribute to this and old SNL I decided to do a Point/Counter Point for it.  I couldn't hire any actors for the other characters portrayed so I fiddled around with the pitch for certain voices.  Enjoy. 

This is meant to be comical so any real shippers that get offended, I apologize.

Saturday, 15 February 2014


I promised to do something new on CIEIR and I did. Enjoy. Sounds by

Friday, 14 February 2014

Attack on Ambiguity #1: The Thing

Something to tide you over till I make new CIEIRs as well as other projects including this. 

Sunday, 9 February 2014

Straight Up Reviews #26: Blade Runner

Another not seen until now movie. If Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, what would their nightmares be like?

S.T. Skits #6 Executive Meddling How To

The Satirical how to guide to pretty much crushing a person's hopes and dreams.
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Saturday, 1 February 2014

That Guy With The Glasses Tetrology Audio Edition

Ironic I am doing an audio version of a text analysis of their anniversaries, on the month of mine.

Before watching this let me make something perfectly clear:
My CIEIR's have a bit of a humorist formula every now and then.  However in this case, due to the recent things regarding TGWTG I want to make it clear that I in no way shape or form make light of the recently deceased.  However it doesn't mean I am not gonna mention them from time to time if the subject involves them or the companies they are associated with.  Case in point Justin Carmical aka JewWario.  While his passing is mentioned, I in no way make light of it as I find that sort of thing disgusting to do, but I am not gonna ignore it like it's some elephant in the room.  That said enjoy the CIEIR.

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Friday, 24 January 2014

S.T. A-log #1

Bear in mind I was wasted when I did this. But you know the saying "In vino veritas". Either you get wise or at least laugh at me making an ass of myself.

S.T.Skits #4 PSA

Strange this PSA was sent to me by mail.....damn I shoulda known.

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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Thursday, 16 January 2014

S.T. Survival Tips #2 Potatoes

They are more than just french fries.

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Song: Irish Washerwoman, Midi by Alan Merchand